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Java程序员必看电影:Java 4-ever

发布时间:2010-07-05 09:28:00 来源:驱动之家 作者:佚名
关键字:.NET Java

  如果你是Java程序员或者说你有意往Java方面发展,这么这部由JavaZone制作的恶搞微软.net的小电影一定值得你去看一看。

  影片通过叛逆小伙的成长历程描述了在微软帝国下Java所给人们带来的新思维和新方向,拍摄的非常具备专业水准,强烈推荐观看。

  如果你是Java程序员或者说你有意往Java方面发展,这么这部由JavaZone制作的恶搞微软.net的小电影一定值得你去看一看。

  影片通过叛逆小伙的成长历程描述了在微软帝国下Java所给人们带来的新思维和新方向,拍摄的非常具备专业水准,强烈推荐观看。

Java程序员必看电影:Java 4-ever

Java程序员必看电影:Java 4-ever

Java程序员必看电影:Java 4-ever

Java程序员必看电影:Java 4-ever

  (Scene: A father and his son playing "throw-and-catch")

  (场景: 一位父亲和儿子玩丢接球游)

  Narrator: They appear to be a perfect family

  旁白: 他们看起来像是一个完美的家庭

  (Scene: bedtime story)

  (场景: 床边故事)

  Father: Export all OLE objects with the command line

  父: 以命令行输出所有的OLE对象

  Father: So that they will be available for Internet information

  父: 所以它们能为因特网信息所用

  Son: Dad?

  子: 爸爸?

  Narrotor: But sometimes appearances can be deceiving.

  旁白: 但是有些时候外表是假象

  Son: Why do we always use .Net?

  子: 为什么我们总是使用.Net?

  Father: What do you mean?

  父: 你说什么?

  Son: Are there no other developing platforms?

  子: 没有其它的发展平台吗?

  Father: I think it's time for you to go to sleep!

  父: 我想你该睡了!

  Narrator: As a young boy discovers a new world unfolding

  旁白: 当一个年轻小伙子发现一个新世界就此展开

  (Scene: Son's growth)

  (场景: 儿子的成长)

  Son & Peer: Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable, and scalable it is!

  儿子与伙伴: 看到没! 它多漂亮、坚固、安全、可携带性和可扩展性!

  Father: Hey, what are you guys up to?

  父: 嗨, 你们这些家伙在干嘛?

  Son: We are just enjoying some porn.

  子: 我们只是在看色情影片.

  Father: Hope you're not doing Java and open source...

  父: 希望你们不要弄些Java和开源的东西...

  Son & peer: No!

  儿子与伙伴: 没!

  Father: Good!

  父: 很好!

  Narrator: For being young is all about experimenting

  旁白: 因为年轻就是要不断试验

  Father: What are you doing in there?

  父: 你在里面做什么?

  Son: Nothing!

  子: 啥都没!

  Father: Hello?

  父: 哈啰?

  Son: Yeah, I'm almost done!

  子:, 我快好了!

  (Scene: Christmas Dinner, son's confession, and father's death)

  (场景: 圣诞节晚餐, 儿子的告白, 和父亲的死)

  Family: Merry Christmas!

  (全家: 圣诞快乐!)

  Narrotor: But a secret can't stay a secret forever...

  旁白: 但是秘密没有办法永久是秘密...

  Son: Dad...

  子: 爸爸...

  Son: Mom..I have a confession to make.

  子: 妈妈..我有事要坦白.

  Son: I use Java!

  子: 我用Java!

  Father: What the hell are you talking about?

  父: 你说什么鬼啊?

  Son: I want to use a programming language which doesn't only run in Windows.

  子: 我要使用不单单只是在Windows中跑的程序语言.

  Father: That's just wrong!

  父: 那是大错特错!

  Son: Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it.

  子: 可移植性从来不是微软优先考虑的, 你是知道的.

  Mother: My son is a monster!

  母: 我儿子是怪物!

  The java Post: "One of the most compelling dramas for our time..."

  Java邮报: "一个属于我们年代最惊天动地的戏剧..."

  Father: Microsoft gives us net based applications...

  父: Microsoft给了我们网上应用程序...

  Father: that share information with other applications via web servers.

  父: 可以经由网站服务器和其它应用程序分享信息.

  Wired: "Truly gripping..."

  联机杂志: "实在扣人心弦..."

  Father: They actually enable us to send XML-messages...

  父: 它们实在可以让我们传送XML-讯息...

  Father: ...through SOAP! Through SOAP!

  父:...藉由SOAP! 藉由SOAP!

  Son: Shouldn't you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs?

  子: 你难道不该可以基于你自己的需求做自己的选择吗?

  (Scene: The father ripps off his son's shirt and sees a tattoo of an arrow heart with Java on it. The father faints away and dies)

  (场景:父亲扯掉儿子的衬衫, 看到一个一箭穿心的刺青, 心上还些个Java. 父亲昏倒死掉了)

  Son: Dad?

  子: 爸?

  James Gosling: "...a masterpiece!"

  James Gosling(Java之父): "...旷世之作!"

  (Scene: The graveyard, the son's grievous confession, and the hot girl.)

  (场景: 墓园、儿子的哀伤告白和辣妹.)

  Narrotor: But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price.

  旁白: 但是, 有时候真相带来可怕的代价.

  Son: Maybe you were right, dad.

  子: 也许你曾是对的, 爸.

  (Epitaph: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, Where do you want to go today?)

  (碑文: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, 今天你想往哪儿?)

  Son: Maybe .NET is better than Java.

  子: 也许.NET是比Java好.

  Son: Maybe it's easier if Microsoft sets the standard...

  子: 也许那会(生命)会轻松些, 如果Microsof定下了标准...

  Hot girl: Java is far better!

  辣妹: Java是大大的好!

  Hot girl: You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can't do with Microsoft.

  辣妹: 你可以做超好的优化和负载平衡, 这些是你无法以Microsoft做到的.

  Hot girls: Java is the future!

  辣妹: Java是未来!

  Narrotor: From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT

  旁白: 来自JAVATAR and .NOT的一个无懈可击的导演.

  Narrotor: starring Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows

  旁白: Eddie Larrison、Scalla Johansson和两度金愚奖得主William Windows领衔主演

  Father: Goddammit!

  父: (粗口)

  Narrotor: and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive

  旁白: 和Mona Lisa Harddrive的优异演出

  Narrotor: and introduing Lenny Linux

  旁白: 在此介绍Lenny Linux

  Narrotor: Java 4-ever

  旁白: Java永生!


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